my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
