why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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