I'm lost and stupid without you.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
