Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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