how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Randomize
