I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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