True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
