i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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