I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
he thought i was a dude.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
