I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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