its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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