Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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