I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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