Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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