Duck Duck Cougar?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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