You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is Oprah even human
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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