My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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