I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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