There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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