Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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