Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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