It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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