It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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