the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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