So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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