Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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