It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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