your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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