Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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