it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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