I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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