My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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