Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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