she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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