You can't special order awesome
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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