you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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