is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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