This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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