if you like me you must not know who I am
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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