I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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