she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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