I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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