PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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