I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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