But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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