i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm always down for nudity.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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