so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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