just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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