Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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