are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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