if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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